Everclear and Snipes

I guess you could call me a social drinker..cause im very social...at least once a day I try to be social! ;) One of my favorite things to do of all time is talk about old times and old friends. Most of them arent around here anymore ..and if they are we have lost contact. But I was just recently thinking about the first time I got drunk...Let me take you through the evening..I remember all of this stuff like it was yesterday..well of course some of it is a lil blurry..I guess from the beginning I've been one to remember stuff when I'm tanked.

My best friend..Turtle.. always had us girls stay at her house, because her parents were cool with everyone smoking..except her ..LOL naive. We would start making our plans on Monday what we were gonna do..keep in mind this is Junior High!!! yah we started early...eff off...Friday night comes..after a long week of passing notes in the hall...with the things at the end that say BFF and iloveblahyouloveblah in that lil design...and the sorrysosloppy with the big S. c/m and w/b.

Go home get ready..kinda nervous cause you just don't know what is gonna happen ..maybe the boy down the street with sneak up and we can french kiss. maybe we will find a couple snipe cigarretes worth firing up...

We get to her house...few other girls..we talk about what happened at school and what boy we like that week and BOOOYAAAAAA one girl pulls out a bottle of EVERCLEAR!!! (for those that dont know...it's 190% alcohol..vodka is around 80% I think)this is like the coolest effin thing ever..we are such grown ups right now...we dont know what the f-bomb everclear is. but we know we are getting drunk.

Her parents go to sleep...we sneak up and get the orange juice that was suppost to be for breakfast and took a couple juice boxes outta the lunchables. And grab some chips and stuff obviously to make it look like we werent just thirsty... Her dad was a drinker so down in the basement.. there are shot glasses galore. so now we are all badasses with our own shot glasses and juice boxes. I brought the whole lunchable because I love them.

We take our first shot..and I think I died for a second. I think everyone did. We are in the 8th grade and we are drinkin that shit like its grape drink. Our little bodies would have probably got drunk off of half a shot..but we decided to be hot shit and drink all kinds.

Prank calling... was the thing to do..so we spent most of our drunk evening calling people...and then we would go outside and play on the swingset and roll around in her yard with our sniped cigarettes and laugh and laugh until the sun started to come up...our double super buzz started to wear off so we went back to the basement...with no windows so it's pitch black...great way to sleep away the day!! in her liquor smelling basement!! wow did we have fun...do you remember the first time you got drunk?? well remember...and remember-remember..two different things!!=)

To this day I can't even think about Everclear without getting a lil sick...I think I get drunk at the thought...I could talk about this shit all day....

Zac for the crew

I haven't had my prozac for 2 motha effin weeks...so I'm a lil on edge to say the least. Don't get me wrong...I'm not cured of all my mental issues..I'm just tired of being fat and I'm blaming it on the Zac because I never take blame for anything. Prozac is probably the best thing ever...if you havent ever taken it..strongly suggest you do it. I've been gettin all high and shit on them for about 4 years now. It's like a magic lil pill God sends down from heaven that says here..take this and you will be happy. Well God has to be right..so I'm obviously gonna take the shit. Well what do ya know..God is a GOD!!! that shit is amazing..I don't even cry. Kinda strange but cool. Someone could punch me in the face and I would be like ..nice arm..wanna beer? It's absolutely amazing I tell ya. It puts illegal drugs to shame. Well some of them. But it has made me fat...not the pizza..or cake...the pill did it. ;)



ATTENTION YA'LL

I had just noticed that this post was a draft that I never got around to finishing...I started back on my prozac today..I'm just not cool when I'm not all high and shit. This has been kinda tough not being on prozac my mind is a lil peculiar..is that even the right word. Anyways..people are just starting to piss me off and I have to fix this before its too late and I do something drastic like get myself in jail for assault. Not really ..but maybe.

It's finally friday..and I am bored as heck here at the office. I am the only one here today..and people arent paying rent so therefore I have nobody to talk to. I'm soo ready for the weekend...seems like it took 3 thousand years to get here... I hope it's gonna be an interesting weekend, we will see!! Have a great one!!!

O M GEEEEEE

Did i just move my blog again??? Wow I'm never gonna make any friends! Maybe this will be the last time...I dont know..I just can't seeem to sit still and find the right layouts and all the cool stuff I wanna do. And I dont have a friggin clue what I wanna do..I have spent all day lookin at this shit..I NEED A LIFE!!! ok im going to class but just wanted to clarify what I was doing and I am a weirdo! ;)

hey baby send me a pic of your....

Sexting. yes. lame. Some people do it and think its cool...thats cool whatever gets you off. literally. Last week in my psych class...which I had at least 18 epiphanes. I'll so tell you about those later..but first I need to let you know about our class interuption. Lady comes in and we are just about to get a smoke break...3 hour class..gotta piss and smoke..so we are all like lady c'mon can't this wait...she's all serious ..we're thinkin the mascots been stolen or something saved by the bell'ish..Well basically it was a warning..something very dangerous was going on on the campus..SEXTING!!!! I was all like you gotta be kidding me right? She wasn't. We listened to her talk for 15 minutes about how it was illegal and they don't want it on the campus. I blacked out for a second and went back to a time in highschool when we all got in trouble for drawing a penis and a vag on a note and gave it to someone. ohhh what I wouldnt give to be sittin in the principals office for smoking in the bathroom..anyways ..Is this seriously happening? This is college right? and we are getting yelled at for sexting?? and who does that by the way? I would never even send DoggyDaddy a naked picture because who knows who would get ahold of his cell.....anyways dont send naked pics on campus they will take you to jail!!!

get a gps like me so you dont drive through the building

I swear sometimes I think God has given me this job as some sort of practical joke. HAHA Thats a good one God.. hold on I'll let you finish...but I think balloon boy was the best hoax this year. Do you ever feel like people can't be as dumb as they really are...seriously though I am by no means a genius..or do I have much street smarts...But at least when I talk to people I make it seem as if I do!

I think I've talked about my job before..but I am located in the not so good part of town..so not to stereotype or anything but there are nothing but freaks and skanks round herrrr. Lets take this most recent lady that I just got off the phone with..she calls and she's looking for one of our buildings...I'm horrible with directions I probably couldn't even tell you how to get to the bathroom in my office. But this place I do know where it is..the street is Washington Avenue..the street goes all the way through the town..sure maybe it's split up by something. ok here it goes...

freak: "girrrrlfraaand I think I'm lost"

me: " ok well tell me where you are trying to go"

blah blah..she explains it...and I make sure she is even on the east end..

skank: "these houses only go up to 1500's"

me: "well the road is not over. it continues on the other side of the capital"

skank: she says ohhh ok..so do i need to drive through the capital?"

whoa whoa..surely she doesnt mean that..but yes she did..I even gave it a thought and was like maybe she didnt mean that...then she flips out..."well how the hell am I supposed to get over there to that side then?"

I'm all like muting the phone and giggling at someone that is dumber than me..I get back on the phone and explain to her how to drive around the capital and then you turn back on washington and the numbers will resume.

It's been such a frustrating week talking to these people..maybe I'm being irrational, but some people just need their nose all blooodied. I'm grouchy because I started a friigggin diet on monday. So technically I'm effing starving. There ain't nothing like a piece of lettuce for lunch to fill ya up...NOTTT!!!!! 3 days down...and no murder scene...

Let me just start out by saying I do not smoke weed. With that in mind...I wake up this smorning...I'm all gettin ready for work..and all that good stuff ..running late as usual.  I started a diet yesterday, so I make myself make my breakfast even though I'm already 20 minutes late for work..breakfast consists of a protein shake which is good...would be even better if the powder wasnt sitting beside of the damn poptarts. Screw my big ol belly and screwww all of my chins!!! Well here I am mixing up shake like I'm Paula Dean.although I didnt put butter in it..I talk through everything..like I'm on reality tv..I need to get some of my youtubes up here..one day I will be on tv..probably once I get rid of this ass...So I'm holdin down the blend button...staring out the window..and dont realize that the lid is open on the cup...yes its everywhere..screwww protein shake..I hurry up ..tell my dog I'm leaving because she likes that.  Walk out to my car like I'm on top of the world..waving at all the neighbors..I'm super friendly in the morning. 

I'm in the benz..not really benz..just always wanted to say that..I'm diggin and searching for my keys..cant find them anywhere ..then I hear the music and did one of those pauses...waaaait a minute..if the radio is playing...yup I already started my car..hell yah go me .

Get my ass on the road..I cant believe I havent had a chance to blog about my road raging psychoticness yet.  I hate road ragers..they are the most horrible people..and I am one of them.  Don't cut me off..not cool ;) Drivin down Rt 60 some jackass with a trailer decides he wants my lane..I said bitch back off its mine...he said he didnt care ..and shoved me over in the median..thanks jackass!!!  I let you off easy jerk..if I wasnt soo damn late..you would be scared of me..with my middle finger flippin and break checkin you...biotttch..who's the hardass now!!!

I guess it's the time change or something crazzy like that..but I do not remember the sun being in my eyes like that when I drive to work..I don't like the sun in my eyes..and I dont like it messing with my driving because I'm not very good at that anyways. Actully I'm a very good driver..I could probably be a stunt driver..but I'm just not good at paying attention ;)

Wow..can ya'll tell I wrote this blog just basically so I could ramble..there was absolutely nothing in here of any importance! I actully do have a lot of stuff to tell ya'll but just cant think straight right now...blogger block I guess!!

Sunday Funday!

The weekend is over!! BOOOO!!! Seems like it didnt really happen..back to work and school. yuck. 

I think everyone needs to watch this video..it gets better towards the end...this dude is soo awesome..I hope I never get this desperate!!

Hope everyone had a GREAT weekend!