ohh my hello!! I have missed my blog..I have been soo busy. Not really..but sounded good. So where should I begin..the last time I blogged was before thanksgiving. Soooo lets start there..I didnt work thursday or friday...hell yah..so lets just say my liver was a mess for the whole weekend.
Thanksgiving- kinda postponed until this weekend..which I cant wait cause I havent had carbs all week other than beer..and I need carbs to have a personality..so therefore mashed potatoes and rolls..get in my belly!
My sister and her husband and my best friend baby B..went to Pennsylvania to be with his family ..so technically thats all the family we have, mom decided she didnt wanna cook for just 4 people.
So what do we do??? We go to shoneys! It's just me, mom, dad, my uncle and my grandma. My cousin came too and brought her new fiance. awesome time. I had to be on my best behavior..don't want to slip up and cuss in front of my grandma.
These damn holidays..I'm gonna admit..are not coming easy for me. I confess I do miss doggydaddy alot. Not so much us, I miss that his grandpa made me a badass pumpkin roll for the past 7 years, and I really needed him sitting at the table with me when the guys sitting beside of us we wearing shirts that said fo shizzle on the front and my nizzle on the back..the other one said rock out with your cock out..and they were with their mawmaw and papaw..I notice silly stuff like that..but doggydaddy always noticed it first. I would always be like omg omg look..and he's all like dude I already seen that shit.
We tried out a new bar Saturday night. And this bar made me realize something. I really like biker dudes. Wow ..kinda caught me off guard. But there were some pretty fly tattoooed motha effa's up in there. So my new goal is to find me a biker dude..and join a biker gang. I told my friends I'm gonna turn into one of those hardcore biker chicks. Ohh I can see it now!! I'm gonna get mom+dad=love tattooed on my arm. Yahhh scary huh??
Where has my mind gone...I got my heart BROKEN yesterday. That was the first thing I was going to talk about. As you already read in this blog. I am in love with my vag doctor. Yes ..I make up stuff just to go get fingerbanged by him. Anyways...I went yesterday cause I had to get that Gardisil shot. Some people say that shot will kill you, but I have to see him. And for some reason I feel like I cant just walk in and say hi?
Anyways, he walks in the room and he's all like "Misty, we aren't doing an exam today..put your clothes back on and I'll be back" ffuuuuuck...ok ok I didnt go that far..but maybe if I would have taken my clothes off he would have felt the need to take his off...Ill try that next week when I all of a sudden get a bladder infection.
Yaddy yaddy..he's asking me how I am .fine fine blah blah..I ask him if he's ready for xmas..and if he got my present yet...and he replys with this....(UGHHH)
"well i dont think my girlfriend would like it if I bought you something"
I didnt one of those really hard swallows...and refused to get upset..I used my awesome smartass personality and said..."You don't have to tell her"
I did say one other stalker thing...I had to do the pee in a cup aka pee on ur hand thing..they always make you do that I guess or maybe I'm special. But doc said you are extremely dehydrated....sooo I used the opportunity to ask him if he wanted to go have a drink?? he shook his head...but the plus side is he did smile..ohh I am sooooo in!!!!
Omgg....needless to say..I see getting served with a restraining order soon....
