They tried to make me go to rehab...I said NO like amy did

Well I guess we alllll know what time it is. The season of hotness. Aka Boats and hoes! Beers...cookouts..flip flops..sunglasses..tanktops..and a TAN. OBOY. This is a huge problem for me. I'm a tanorexic and im not gonna lie. I would give anything to be able to go to a tanning bed once a week..or eh whatever. But NO...after my first time..I'm hooked. If there was a rehab for this I would be the leader prob...the bitch that passes out the keychains when you make it a month or so without tanning, Hi yall...My name is Misty. I'm 25 years old..I like to go out and fun with my fraaands and I like to lay in the cancer coffin when Im not doing that. I havent been in the tanning bed for at least 2 hours..and im feeling really good about it. I think im gonna be fine. Yes that would be me. Spray tans are really in now though..super hip ..so i hear. I just want to get naked in front of someone and make them uncomfortable. i like doing that.

I have been MIA lately from my blog..so I'm sure yall are probably like...where the feck she at?? Well I have been busy ok. School is beating the shit out of me and my brain..and doing quite a little number on my face...I have black circles under my eyes that are dark enough to make you think I have track marks under my longsleeves. Silly...I dont shoot up...I snort that shit. Jusss kidding..Im just tired sometimes.
Maybe if I could go to the tanning bed without becoming an addict I could not look like one. Does that make sense. Oh well I know what Im trying to say.

I got put on Ritalin..which makes me a kick ass student..but makes me grind my teeth like crazy. Remember when I took all those tests awhile back?? These right here. Well yah..they declared me legally ADHD. So yah..I'm totally tossing the Bipolar diagnosis out the window..thats soo not true. if they try and say Im bipolar and I have to keep it on my record I will FLIP THE EFF OUT!!!!!!!!!!! jussss kidding. I will remain calm.

Thasssss Right ;)

ALL THE WAY TURNED UP (rap song in case you arent fly)

When I was in highschool, I drove my dads car cause my parents wouldnt buy me one and I was wayy tooo busy with a social life to get a job and buy one myself. My dad had a kick ass car though..a cavalier. Not just a regular cavalier...a Z24. Yah ...thats right..burning rubber baby. It even had tinted windows..doesnt get much cooler than that.


While I'm on this topic..I want to reminisce for just a bit. I smoked when I was in highschool...well I still smoke. But I'm talking ..reefer..wacky tobaccy..gonja..(sp) ya know..WEED MAN!! I never smoked in my dads car though...but booyyy oh boy...the febreze that is soaked into them seats could probably make ya pass out. My friends got questioned when they went home.."why do you smell so good?" " It was mostly from the cigs tho..they stink. And the only reason why you might be able to smell the weed is because I didnt inhale...and had to blow it in my shirt so nobody would know. Duh

Ok so, I was the freakin bomb in highschool. And in order to be cool..you had to blast the damn speakers out of daddys cavvy. The car was badass and all..but was missing one thing. A cd player. But..ya know what...thats ok. Cause I know how to make burnt tapes..and if you have a burnt tape with all the latest gangsta rap..with the bass turned up trebble down low..you might as well consider yourself A FUCKING BADASS!!!!! and by the way..my dad still has the z24 pimp ride...SORRY ladies..he's taken.



Which brings me to my pet peeve...yah ill admit ..my high school habits are soooo 2000-and-late. Not to the people that are driving the "strip" in front of my office. All day long.. I hear BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM...and then the ohh soo embarassing DJ coming on the radio. BAHAHA get a cd player..LOSER..hell ...get a burnt tape for goodness sake.

So that... my friends.. is how I tell it is getting to be spring time...and of course ..hotties that walk up and down there street dressed like this always give the season away......ohh yah..thats what i like. heyyy baby.

MAKEOVER

I am officially gonna change my blog up....UNDER CONSTRUCTION