HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

I'M BAAACK FOR REAL!!! PROMISE!

Short n sweeeeeet and no point ...heyyyy

Wow oh wow..have I actully been busy. I dont even think I could sum my past few weeks up in one post...

School..School...School
Thats what my life consists of at all times...I dont even have time to get laid (ill blame it on that ok)

And technically I've become pretty facking boring. Im not even fun anymore (SIIIIIKE)...but when I get a chance I dont even want to go anywhere. How superlame..whats up couch potato..right??

I had a birthday a few weeks ago...26...yah...I'll talk about it later.

Anyways...Random ramble..

Do you ever have one of those moments when you feel like you are looking in on your life and you're not really in it? It's a show...and you're watching it and you're all like ...seriously.

The saying "OUT OF MY MIND"
yup thats me....
I'm just lost...
It's not like I'm depressed...I'm very happy no doubt..but I just need something..don't know what. But I'm looking for shit...

Back to school fool :)

I used to get soo excited about school starting. Back when school was fun...

Problems I had ...

Who am I gonna sit beside at lunch?

What bag of chips am I going to buy for "snack"

Recess...should I read goosebumps or play red rover red rover?


Where am I going to ride my bike to after school?

HOLY SHIT...spelling test every friday??

Does that bitch have the same trapper keeper as me?

Alphabetical order?

Pencil pouch or pencil box?

NEW crayons



Things just arent that simple anymore...

Yesterday..I headed out to the local walmart to pick up some school supplies ..notebook paper and notebooks, basic shit.

And a PLANNER..because my goal is to be extremely organized this semester because if I dont get straight A's I'm pretty much screwed.

I fill up my buggy with all my shaat..and head to the checkout..
And for some dumbass reason the planner I wanted was recalled...the cashier named Matt could have explained that. But no he wanted to just throw it in his bin under the register and say I CANT SELL THIS TO YOU!!! So I'm all smartass'd and say BUT IM 21?? he said no .. I really cant sell it to you. Why not Matt?? Because it's recalled. But its a notebook? I'm not gonna choke on it? Are you just having a bad day matt?? No...I'm not selling it to you. MATT...I need to talk to a manager you are RUDE. No I'm not MAM. Yes you are MATT. You are being horribly rude to be and you are not friendly at all..and if you work at walmart its part of the damn job. This went on for about 6-7 minutes until I was done being mean to him. I don't know what got into me. My friends thought it was entertaining...and I think they are sorta scared of me now..cause they know I dont take shit.

First of all..

I am here with breaking news......

Me and Dr. Fingerbang are over. I went in the other day..and he just had the biggest attitude and Im just not dealing with that. If he wants to call and apologize ..Im willing to give him a second chance. U g h

And another random thought...I know I'm extremely friendly..and I talk to more people than I should..about things I shouldnt talk to them about..but hey thats what makes me the bomb...well at least the lady in wendys drive thru thinks that i guess. When I get wendys for lunch ..I go to the same one down the street every time. Same girl has worked there since ive been up here in the hood...blah blah blah

Yesterday going through get my spicy chicken sandwich with just cheese and lettuce:

ol girl: that will $6.something

me: here ya go...how are you today?

ol girl: im good..ready to go home

me: i hear ya ..me too (i never have cash..takes a second for my debit to go through..it gets denied alot)

ol girl: oh shooot girl let me tell you...my ol man got a job

me: thats good to hear...can i get some extra ketchup

ol girl: but i tell you what...he been actin all fishy since he got his first check

me: uh oh thats not good..who are you again???

ol girl: mm hmmm...ever since he got that first check he be acting like he aint gonna be paying no bills..well I tell you what..his cell phone gon be cut off by the end of the day if I dont see some of that money

me: oh goodness...you did tell them no tomato on my spicy chicken right?

ol girl: mmm hmm thas right you better ba'lee dat. no man gonna mess with me like dat. Ill be getting some of that check.

me: i hear ya girl...welp see ya later

ol girl: byeee hun!!

Random, Useless Thoughts..You're welcome!

Ok I think it is time for me to give my input on a few things going on throughout the world today....

Let's start of with the most important...of course.. LiLo. Lindsay Lohan. We all know she got sentenced to 90 days in the slammer yesterday..for doing what? Not sure. I think it is because she is a crackwhore. Maybe. It was a very emotional time yesterday at the courthouse..she cried a lot. Her friends were interviewed and said they havent seen her cry like that since "last call" at the bar last night.

HEAT- yah its hot...really facking hot. Every year it seems to be record breaking highs. Such a good little conversation starter though..."damn its hot out there isnt it" I say that to everyone that walks into my office..and continue to tell them I have my little space heater on under my desk because my footsies are cold. Not funny to them.

The oil spill- no comment...the reason why I say no comment is because I dont understand it. If it can be explained please do Mr. BP

The new Twilight movie- Not sure which one it is. But its all over the news and consumed my facebook timeline for quite some time. People are still talking about it..my mom read the books and told me what happens at the end of the last book. Im good to go, and willing to ruin it for whoever wants me to.

Ok I'll shut up...buuuuuuuut
I must comment on Jake and Vienna.
I never watched the bachelorette or bachelor whichever one they were on. But I watched that interview the other night where they talked about their breakup. and boy oh boy did I notice how mature my breakup with doggydaddy was. seriously...i would so totally have made something up and say that was the reason they broke up..I cant believe ABC allowed that show to be on air. I was waiting for the principal to come in and give them redslips, detention, and call their parents.

NUFF SAID
(for now)

I'm here...and by the way..are your parents strict? I need a place to stay this weekend

Ohh hey yall hey...wondering where I've been? pshh havent we all. I've been going through some mental issues..but as of right now I'm stable. It was touch and go there for awhile..and I could have quite possibly done things I'm not aware of. No..really. I honestly think I have had a mental breakdown on the inside..and it hasn't come out to the outside yet. Ok thats me whining.

I went to the beach last week...which was a much needed time away from my real life. Down there was just pretend life ..and I got to spend a lot of time with BB. And I also got a pretty kick ass tan...and a little bit of burn. The day I got burnt I walked around the condo telling people I had the flu...so they would feel sorry for me and my burn. How sad. I just wanted an aloe rub down from the pool boy ;) There wasnt one though. Fuck.

On another note..I've started a weight loss competition kinda deal with my friend...she lives in tennessee..so the deal is ..whoever loses has to fly out to see the other one. I've gained 10 fucking pounds since we started. I'm officially a member of cheapflights.com now. damnit

But the very important thing I would like to talk about is my new obsession. Pretty little liars. This show is great. Not sure what it is about the show but I am addicted..I even went and got the books. Havent read them yet...but I have them.

Part of the reason I may like this show is because it makes me feel like a freakin teenager...and who doesn't want to feel like a teenager? Being a teenager was my favorite time of my life. I mean hello Z24.

My sister had her 10 year class reunion this past weekend...and seeing her with all of her old friends really makes me miss my old friends and how much fun we used to have. Damn.

Being a stoner and an alcoholic at the age of 16 was so cool. Seriously..we had so much facking fun ...half the stuff I do now doesnt even come close to being that fun.

Isnt it weird how every group of friends has that one friends house that they can stay at and do whatever they want. I loved those kind of friends. I actully looked for friends like that. I was such a fuck up.

I am literally just rambling...maybe next post will be more interesting. ;)

P.S. Remember when I talked about my tanorexia...I had it in that picture. Triple dog dare you to guess which one I am!!! Badass...I know

Hey summertime... Ur cute

AHHH Snap!!! SWEET SUMMERTIME!! Thasss Right..aka NO SCHOOL. Not much to do..trying to get a hobby. Last summer my hobby was drinking...and a lot of drinking. Last summer was so much fun. Although I didnt get to go on the river at all...it was still fun. I might have went and I was drunk sooo maybe I dont remember. Huge possibility. Anyways..I think I'll have a few drinks this summer as well. Not as much..cause I've really grown up in the past year.. and i know when to stop ;)

Another hobby ..walking. I started this yesterday..I walk to the bottom of my street and back. I know right...good start. Shut up.

Blogging..I'm also going to make it my goal to post everyday..because I know everyone is interested in my life. It is interesting.

I don't have my final grades yet and I'm dying to see my algebra grade. I can barely add much less turn something into a quadratic form. ula. stupid word anyways. could have possibly failed my nutrition class too. didn't do well on tests. Other than that..I got an A in my speech class. That was a given.. I could get an A for running my mouth anyday. I should have taught that class.

They tried to make me go to rehab...I said NO like amy did

Well I guess we alllll know what time it is. The season of hotness. Aka Boats and hoes! Beers...cookouts..flip flops..sunglasses..tanktops..and a TAN. OBOY. This is a huge problem for me. I'm a tanorexic and im not gonna lie. I would give anything to be able to go to a tanning bed once a week..or eh whatever. But NO...after my first time..I'm hooked. If there was a rehab for this I would be the leader prob...the bitch that passes out the keychains when you make it a month or so without tanning, Hi yall...My name is Misty. I'm 25 years old..I like to go out and fun with my fraaands and I like to lay in the cancer coffin when Im not doing that. I havent been in the tanning bed for at least 2 hours..and im feeling really good about it. I think im gonna be fine. Yes that would be me. Spray tans are really in now though..super hip ..so i hear. I just want to get naked in front of someone and make them uncomfortable. i like doing that.

I have been MIA lately from my blog..so I'm sure yall are probably like...where the feck she at?? Well I have been busy ok. School is beating the shit out of me and my brain..and doing quite a little number on my face...I have black circles under my eyes that are dark enough to make you think I have track marks under my longsleeves. Silly...I dont shoot up...I snort that shit. Jusss kidding..Im just tired sometimes.
Maybe if I could go to the tanning bed without becoming an addict I could not look like one. Does that make sense. Oh well I know what Im trying to say.

I got put on Ritalin..which makes me a kick ass student..but makes me grind my teeth like crazy. Remember when I took all those tests awhile back?? These right here. Well yah..they declared me legally ADHD. So yah..I'm totally tossing the Bipolar diagnosis out the window..thats soo not true. if they try and say Im bipolar and I have to keep it on my record I will FLIP THE EFF OUT!!!!!!!!!!! jussss kidding. I will remain calm.

Thasssss Right ;)

ALL THE WAY TURNED UP (rap song in case you arent fly)

When I was in highschool, I drove my dads car cause my parents wouldnt buy me one and I was wayy tooo busy with a social life to get a job and buy one myself. My dad had a kick ass car though..a cavalier. Not just a regular cavalier...a Z24. Yah ...thats right..burning rubber baby. It even had tinted windows..doesnt get much cooler than that.


While I'm on this topic..I want to reminisce for just a bit. I smoked when I was in highschool...well I still smoke. But I'm talking ..reefer..wacky tobaccy..gonja..(sp) ya know..WEED MAN!! I never smoked in my dads car though...but booyyy oh boy...the febreze that is soaked into them seats could probably make ya pass out. My friends got questioned when they went home.."why do you smell so good?" " It was mostly from the cigs tho..they stink. And the only reason why you might be able to smell the weed is because I didnt inhale...and had to blow it in my shirt so nobody would know. Duh

Ok so, I was the freakin bomb in highschool. And in order to be cool..you had to blast the damn speakers out of daddys cavvy. The car was badass and all..but was missing one thing. A cd player. But..ya know what...thats ok. Cause I know how to make burnt tapes..and if you have a burnt tape with all the latest gangsta rap..with the bass turned up trebble down low..you might as well consider yourself A FUCKING BADASS!!!!! and by the way..my dad still has the z24 pimp ride...SORRY ladies..he's taken.



Which brings me to my pet peeve...yah ill admit ..my high school habits are soooo 2000-and-late. Not to the people that are driving the "strip" in front of my office. All day long.. I hear BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM...and then the ohh soo embarassing DJ coming on the radio. BAHAHA get a cd player..LOSER..hell ...get a burnt tape for goodness sake.

So that... my friends.. is how I tell it is getting to be spring time...and of course ..hotties that walk up and down there street dressed like this always give the season away......ohh yah..thats what i like. heyyy baby.

MAKEOVER

I am officially gonna change my blog up....UNDER CONSTRUCTION

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Well hot damn! i wantchoo to look who it is! ME ME ME!! hey to my 2 fans...sup yall. I have been MIA cause I did a short stint in the slammer for stealin copper, and having a mobile meth lab. Well not really...but it sounds a lot more exciting to say that that to tell you what I've really been doing. Which would be a bunch of shit. School is back in ..so I'm back to making the Dean's List and being a fraternitys SLUTTTTTTTT. I dont even think my school has those..prob. I'll look into it ;)

This my friend has started out to be one hell of a year. I was suppost to quit drinkin on January 10th. The meaning behind that date is because I went to the beach on New Years Eve ...and i had to come back the next weekend and drink it up and slut it up with my locals. Well the drinkin hasnt really stopped yet...but I'm an awesome drunk. Don't fix it if it aint broke right??

Speaking of going to the beach..ill just mention one night out of that trip that deserves a pity party. One of my friends has a psycho girlfriend...yaddy yaddy they fought THE WHOLE TIME. I love it when people fight, dont get me wrong. I would pay to see a fight daily..but these people were going craaazy. Anyway.. I was trying to sleep and I couldnt.. so I had to march my fuggin midget ass out to tell this girl to grow up and act her age. She's 20..so she kinda was acting her age..but not the point.

She didnt want me telling her what to do..so she came at me and starting going for my hair. she got her a handful, thats when i pulled out my pocket knife and stabbed her in the face 7 times. not really i just pushed her off me. i dont do.. go to jail for underage people. And not to mention the guy that I went with had just pulled her back over the balcony cause she was hanging by one hand from the 8th floor. I think she was trying to kill herself or something.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! A MONTH LATE!!!!