First of all..

I am here with breaking news......

Me and Dr. Fingerbang are over. I went in the other day..and he just had the biggest attitude and Im just not dealing with that. If he wants to call and apologize ..Im willing to give him a second chance. U g h

And another random thought...I know I'm extremely friendly..and I talk to more people than I should..about things I shouldnt talk to them about..but hey thats what makes me the bomb...well at least the lady in wendys drive thru thinks that i guess. When I get wendys for lunch ..I go to the same one down the street every time. Same girl has worked there since ive been up here in the hood...blah blah blah

Yesterday going through get my spicy chicken sandwich with just cheese and lettuce:

ol girl: that will $6.something

me: here ya go...how are you today?

ol girl: im good..ready to go home

me: i hear ya ..me too (i never have cash..takes a second for my debit to go through..it gets denied alot)

ol girl: oh shooot girl let me tell you...my ol man got a job

me: thats good to hear...can i get some extra ketchup

ol girl: but i tell you what...he been actin all fishy since he got his first check

me: uh oh thats not good..who are you again???

ol girl: mm hmmm...ever since he got that first check he be acting like he aint gonna be paying no bills..well I tell you what..his cell phone gon be cut off by the end of the day if I dont see some of that money

me: oh goodness...you did tell them no tomato on my spicy chicken right?

ol girl: mmm hmm thas right you better ba'lee dat. no man gonna mess with me like dat. Ill be getting some of that check.

me: i hear ya girl...welp see ya later

ol girl: byeee hun!!

Random, Useless Thoughts..You're welcome!

Ok I think it is time for me to give my input on a few things going on throughout the world today....

Let's start of with the most important...of course.. LiLo. Lindsay Lohan. We all know she got sentenced to 90 days in the slammer yesterday..for doing what? Not sure. I think it is because she is a crackwhore. Maybe. It was a very emotional time yesterday at the courthouse..she cried a lot. Her friends were interviewed and said they havent seen her cry like that since "last call" at the bar last night.

HEAT- yah its hot...really facking hot. Every year it seems to be record breaking highs. Such a good little conversation starter though..."damn its hot out there isnt it" I say that to everyone that walks into my office..and continue to tell them I have my little space heater on under my desk because my footsies are cold. Not funny to them.

The oil spill- no comment...the reason why I say no comment is because I dont understand it. If it can be explained please do Mr. BP

The new Twilight movie- Not sure which one it is. But its all over the news and consumed my facebook timeline for quite some time. People are still talking about it..my mom read the books and told me what happens at the end of the last book. Im good to go, and willing to ruin it for whoever wants me to.

Ok I'll shut up...buuuuuuuut
I must comment on Jake and Vienna.
I never watched the bachelorette or bachelor whichever one they were on. But I watched that interview the other night where they talked about their breakup. and boy oh boy did I notice how mature my breakup with doggydaddy was. seriously...i would so totally have made something up and say that was the reason they broke up..I cant believe ABC allowed that show to be on air. I was waiting for the principal to come in and give them redslips, detention, and call their parents.

NUFF SAID
(for now)