OH EM G...i sooo already knew that ...she has it on her fb

FACEBOOK...a way to connect or a way to stay connected. And by stay connected I mean...just to know stuff. I remember back in 1967 when I started my myspace page...had a hell of a peace sign background. My default pic was never a mirror reflection shot because I was a lot cooler than that. Myspace was so much better than AOL profiles...if you can think all the way back to 1943 when maritul status revolved around who wrote you a note and gave it to you in the hallway that day. Or those damn codes you had to put in there to change all the colors...and my name was like this ~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~.
But FACEBOOK...much more classy. You dont have to decorate it. It is straight to the point, status update what the hell you are doing, make it look like your life is interesting...maybe you actully have some stuff going on that you want people to know about. Ya never know...some people have good shit happening to them.

I on the other hand...rarely do. Actully that is a lie..my life is probably more interesting than most...I have a lot of drama. But I choose not to share this information with my friends on facebook.
Now about that...I call them my friends. To date..I have 597 friends on facebook. I know every single one of them too. I'm so popular. But I think I should say that I know of them. Some.. I'm very close with...most..not.
Why do you get on facebook? Is it because, you like to catch up with old friends, look at pictures of their families and see what all they have accomplished?

OR........
Do you like to stalk people? I'm going with this option. Sure I care about how people are...but ur my friend on facebook..so your obviously alive. Good enough for me.
But lets get to the dirt...are you fighting with someone? but you wanna put..."you know who you are" and then you have to go look at someone elses page that you think they might be fighting with to see if their status says something like "grow up bitch" And of course...the people that put "ohhhhh my gawww im soo tired of the drama in this town" bitch...tell us what your talking about. you dont have to put names...just kinda want to know whos running their dicksuckers.

Why are you on facebook??? hmmmmmm...No reallllly

WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING?  OH..nobody. Figures.

I have spent the last 4 months studying my little life away..I think I whined about that on my last post.  Well welll...finals are next week and I will be done studying...until next semester.

School has ruined my social life.  I have a few friends that take it upon themselves to get angry that I read my books instead of hanging out with them.  I gave my opinion on that very quick. Who even says that?  Some prob read this blog...yah..who says that??


I still don't have a boyfriend, but I have found the time to kick ass on the dating website that I just love.  All the guys on there are major gentleman...NOT.OH wait..I think Ive talked about this before.  Yah still getting weiner pics. 

A couple months ago I lost some weight...don't worry it wasnt lost for long...I FOUND IT.

One of my good friends is going through a really bad divorce so I have spending a lot of time trying to get ahold of her.  Kim Kardashian..yall might know her. 

I no longer enjoy facebook because people are too crybaby'ish and make me want to say mean things ..and I dont say mean things so I just try to stay off the whole deal.  I get on there only to stalk people that I need to know things about at the moment. 

And the more I think about that...SHIT I COMPLAIN A LOT.  I need to work on that.  I dont even talk about anything good anymore..my life is getting dull.  I bet this is because I'm becoming a lady.  Nahh Doubt it.


OH and my ex Dr. Fingerbang....got married.  Yah.  I knowwww. 

My goal for the next week is to catch up on everything I have done for the past year.  Ahhhhhhh...try to contain yourselves ;)

So this is what its like.

It was expected. I knew it was going to be like this.. I knew it was gonna get harder. I knew I was going to have to give up more shit. I knew I was going to become anxious and possibly a little moody (not too bad).

I am overwhelmed.

Yup.. I have bit off more than I can chew. (no pun intended to my ability to eat all day)
It is only the end of September and I am already freakishly freaked out about what i am doing. I mess things up, I cant remember anything, I am a hot mess.

I am such a baby for complaining.. sometimes I just want to scream as loud as I can.. And welllll i do. But only when driving on the interstate. Its amazing.. Nobody looks because nobody can hear it. Do it.. It helps.

Anyways.. I have alot going on. And it sucks.. But it is soo worth it and i have learned that things arent going to change.. This is how it is going to be for awhile. I have no choice but to take deep breaths every chance I get and remind myself that..uhhh I got this shit.

Nothing important

I had a post that I wrote from my cellphone. I dont know where it went, but it was good. I dont even remember what it was about, but it was good. Speaking of cellphone, I tried to do the jailbreak thing..should have done that with supervision.

Anyways..summer is almost over. 22 days until school starts. 22 effin days until I start doing that no sleep constant reading and looking at pictures of body parts..some just for fun. Its so amazing how fast school has gone by, even though I am not close to being done. But what I have accomplished has gone by fast.

My intelligence is out of control. I have learned so much about myself over the past few years. Not only do I have looks, but I really do have brains.

I have learned that I am a strong person. Hands down...a very strong person. There have been a lot of tough things happen to me in the past few years and it has made me realize that I can handle anything. Pretty much anything..try me.

now watch me have a nervous breakdown tonight.

I joined a dating website. I have seen more penis pictures since I joined than I have in my entire life. Do I like them? Of course I do. My reply to the guys...OHHH WOW that is soooooo cute!!! They love that response.

My profile specifically says I do not want to cyber..and guys still message with sexual propositions or whatever you call something like that. Asking if they can stick something somewhere and I tell them only if I can stick something in somewhere of theirs.

I'm never gonna find a boyfriend with this attitude.

Changes

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? Do you even know? Would you change anything at all? Is there something that you are thinking but if you say it out loud you would take it back because you don't want someone to know?

There are soo many things I want to change about myself..or things that I say I want to change. And when I start thinking about how things would be if things were that way...and I think..uhhh nahh I dont wanna be like that.

Or how about something that you have done? Would you go back and change it? Of course there are things in my life that I would do differently, like my past relationship that I base everything in my life off of. Huge mistake but anywaaays... I know that me and my ex were meant to be together, things happened the way they did because there was stuff we had to do. Like I had to go to school and get an education and find out what I want from life, and he had to get a girl pregnant and should be having the baby soon..my reason makes sense..his ..not soo much. We'll see. I am a firm believer in the quote "everything happens for a reason" I base everything I do on that. If something is happening...theres a damn good reason for it..I may not see it now but I will someday, and I will be thankful. I will.

Another thing..thats really important. I want to speak my mind. I am extremely passive. I rarely have an opinion on anything. Or one that I speak out loud. The more I think about it, I wonder about my beliefs. What do I think? I really don't know. My opinions are based entirely on the moment. It's almost like bipolar-opinionated-cluster-fuck disorder. Well that's what we will call it.


The more I think about these things the more it makes me realize how there are people that want to be like me. Careless. Laid back. Goofy at all times..never serious. I am pretty facking cool. Not gonna lie. K Bye.

I dunno

Meow.

I am the worst person at keeping stuff in order. I can trash a room in 2 minutes with one piece of paper. I will forget what someone tells me while I'm still listening. If it wasnt for my dad my bills would not get paid, not because of the money, I have that. He writes checks and has me sign them. Or makes me sit down at the computer to pay them. I'm like a 2 year old.

I am careless. Not in a disgusting way. I care what I look like and what I do. I am careless in a way that I uhh don't care. I dont care about stuff. Like anything. A discussion in my psych class last night was about me..I dont cry. I havent cried good in 6 years. I know it is the prozac, and it's probably a good thing I am happy and fun.

I know I say it a million times...but maybe I should go off of my meds? I do not know who I am. My personality is drugged. I don't feel things, I dont give a fuck.


I've been thinking a lot lately about getting a boyfriend. I dont have time for one at all. And honestly I don't really want one..and not even to get married and have kids because I really don't think I am mother material. I would be a good mom...but I dont think I want to be a mom. If I get knocked up I am deleting this post so I don't look like an idiot.

Why did I even say that. I could delete it. But no. Then you wouldnt get the full effect of all the thoughts in my brain.

Whatever.

P.S. I work out now and stuff. Not like real working out..but I have sweated.

Oh snap

I am quadruple-olar.

Why have I not been arrested for some sort of anger problem. But I dont get mad at things that are normal. I get mad over stupid stuff. And not even really mad...just lil emotions like where you lock your teeth together and do that squeeze thing until your face turns a cool shade of purple/red and you do a weird shake thing.

And yes...I am still on Prozac.

Just a few things that pissed me off today...

1)The coffee pot at work has an unidentifiable leak in it...and only leaks all over the table on certain days. Doesnt make sense.

2)I work with an elderly man that feels the need to talk to me alot. I love him to death and usually on a good day we hang out all day. Today..he was in my office a few too many times, saying our normal jokes where hes all like I'm gonna spank you if you're bad...and I'm all like you wish you could.


3) My office phone. Rang at least 74 million times today.

4)The DVR at my parents. Best thing ever for them because I dont think they make VHS tapes anymore.
Anyways...to make a short story long.
My niece picks up a lot of awesome slang words from her awesome aunt. ME.
I taught her to say "ohhh snap" when something is the shit.
My dad loves this and he laughs uncontrollably a lot about it.
There is a home makeover remodel salvage junk yard show that he dvr'd and the people on the show said "ohh snap" twice.

So I'm sitting in the living room on my laptop working(facebook)...and I get summoned to the recliner room.

This is just something I gotta see he says.
Oh wait..hold on..how is it you rewind.
OH yah dad what are you showing me.
Just Wait. Listen.
And there it is....freakin hilarious.
Couldnt you just tell me they said "ohh snap" twice in the whole 30 minute show.


I will refrain from whining anymore. Thank you blog for giving me a place to BITCH.

Not in order.

It's already 2011. I am totally looking forward to this year. I am making everything about myself. ( I kinda already do that..pretty much) But I always heae people say that ..."this is the year of ME" Lol whatevers.
But for reals yall..this year I really am gonna focus on myself. I've got some issues that I need to deal with. My brain is the major thing, I am literally nuts. I can't do anything, my ADHD/bipolarcraziness is taking over my life. And I dont mean that in an awwwww you poor thang...I mean it in a damn wtf why do I let this control my life kinda way. I am on meds and I still am a super unorganized, forgetful, airheaded can't finish anything kinda girl. Anyone have any advice to make my adhd go away? Maybe a website or even better an iphone app? (apps control my life) (obviously not well)

And is there any way maybe possibly this is all in my head? Maybe I forget stuff by choice? And I cant think straight because I dont want to? Am I forcing myself to ruin my life and I dont even know it? Is there an app to find out?

OMG I'm watching the Flintstones movie and never realized Orson from desperate housewives is Freds boss. Anyways...school starts in a week and I should probably get my ass in gear ...considering I will be taking 20 hours this semester...and working my full-time job. Does that sound insane...I THINK SO. Maybe I'm just whiney and it really isn't gonna be that hard. I can obviously handle it.
Yabba dabba DOOO.


Oh and another thing, I have started a diet. Like a real one. Not one of those ones where you work out...but just eat 1200 or less calories a day. HARDEST THING EVER. I track my calories on my Iphone cause my iphone controls everything in my life. Where would I be without that thing...I have an alarm to wake me up in the morning, to remind me to grab my purse, to take my medicine, to do stuff at work. yadddy yadda...theres an app for everything. And the diet app that I am using is MyFitnessPal. Love it, it tells me what I'm gonna weigh in a few weeks if I eat like I've been eating. I like that.

P.S. I went to my friends kids birthday party yesterday, aka cake and ice cream. I didnt put that on my tracker cause I'm a big FAT LIAR to my fitness pal. But we are pals, it will be ok.

AND BY THE WAY....This bird and fish thing lately is freaking me out to a point that I cant even research it. AND I literally research everything. WILD.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

I'M BAAACK FOR REAL!!! PROMISE!

Short n sweeeeeet and no point ...heyyyy

Wow oh wow..have I actully been busy. I dont even think I could sum my past few weeks up in one post...

School..School...School
Thats what my life consists of at all times...I dont even have time to get laid (ill blame it on that ok)

And technically I've become pretty facking boring. Im not even fun anymore (SIIIIIKE)...but when I get a chance I dont even want to go anywhere. How superlame..whats up couch potato..right??

I had a birthday a few weeks ago...26...yah...I'll talk about it later.

Anyways...Random ramble..

Do you ever have one of those moments when you feel like you are looking in on your life and you're not really in it? It's a show...and you're watching it and you're all like ...seriously.

The saying "OUT OF MY MIND"
yup thats me....
I'm just lost...
It's not like I'm depressed...I'm very happy no doubt..but I just need something..don't know what. But I'm looking for shit...

Back to school fool :)

I used to get soo excited about school starting. Back when school was fun...

Problems I had ...

Who am I gonna sit beside at lunch?

What bag of chips am I going to buy for "snack"

Recess...should I read goosebumps or play red rover red rover?


Where am I going to ride my bike to after school?

HOLY SHIT...spelling test every friday??

Does that bitch have the same trapper keeper as me?

Alphabetical order?

Pencil pouch or pencil box?

NEW crayons



Things just arent that simple anymore...

Yesterday..I headed out to the local walmart to pick up some school supplies ..notebook paper and notebooks, basic shit.

And a PLANNER..because my goal is to be extremely organized this semester because if I dont get straight A's I'm pretty much screwed.

I fill up my buggy with all my shaat..and head to the checkout..
And for some dumbass reason the planner I wanted was recalled...the cashier named Matt could have explained that. But no he wanted to just throw it in his bin under the register and say I CANT SELL THIS TO YOU!!! So I'm all smartass'd and say BUT IM 21?? he said no .. I really cant sell it to you. Why not Matt?? Because it's recalled. But its a notebook? I'm not gonna choke on it? Are you just having a bad day matt?? No...I'm not selling it to you. MATT...I need to talk to a manager you are RUDE. No I'm not MAM. Yes you are MATT. You are being horribly rude to be and you are not friendly at all..and if you work at walmart its part of the damn job. This went on for about 6-7 minutes until I was done being mean to him. I don't know what got into me. My friends thought it was entertaining...and I think they are sorta scared of me now..cause they know I dont take shit.

First of all..

I am here with breaking news......

Me and Dr. Fingerbang are over. I went in the other day..and he just had the biggest attitude and Im just not dealing with that. If he wants to call and apologize ..Im willing to give him a second chance. U g h

And another random thought...I know I'm extremely friendly..and I talk to more people than I should..about things I shouldnt talk to them about..but hey thats what makes me the bomb...well at least the lady in wendys drive thru thinks that i guess. When I get wendys for lunch ..I go to the same one down the street every time. Same girl has worked there since ive been up here in the hood...blah blah blah

Yesterday going through get my spicy chicken sandwich with just cheese and lettuce:

ol girl: that will $6.something

me: here ya go...how are you today?

ol girl: im good..ready to go home

me: i hear ya ..me too (i never have cash..takes a second for my debit to go through..it gets denied alot)

ol girl: oh shooot girl let me tell you...my ol man got a job

me: thats good to hear...can i get some extra ketchup

ol girl: but i tell you what...he been actin all fishy since he got his first check

me: uh oh thats not good..who are you again???

ol girl: mm hmmm...ever since he got that first check he be acting like he aint gonna be paying no bills..well I tell you what..his cell phone gon be cut off by the end of the day if I dont see some of that money

me: oh goodness...you did tell them no tomato on my spicy chicken right?

ol girl: mmm hmm thas right you better ba'lee dat. no man gonna mess with me like dat. Ill be getting some of that check.

me: i hear ya girl...welp see ya later

ol girl: byeee hun!!

Random, Useless Thoughts..You're welcome!

Ok I think it is time for me to give my input on a few things going on throughout the world today....

Let's start of with the most important...of course.. LiLo. Lindsay Lohan. We all know she got sentenced to 90 days in the slammer yesterday..for doing what? Not sure. I think it is because she is a crackwhore. Maybe. It was a very emotional time yesterday at the courthouse..she cried a lot. Her friends were interviewed and said they havent seen her cry like that since "last call" at the bar last night.

HEAT- yah its hot...really facking hot. Every year it seems to be record breaking highs. Such a good little conversation starter though..."damn its hot out there isnt it" I say that to everyone that walks into my office..and continue to tell them I have my little space heater on under my desk because my footsies are cold. Not funny to them.

The oil spill- no comment...the reason why I say no comment is because I dont understand it. If it can be explained please do Mr. BP

The new Twilight movie- Not sure which one it is. But its all over the news and consumed my facebook timeline for quite some time. People are still talking about it..my mom read the books and told me what happens at the end of the last book. Im good to go, and willing to ruin it for whoever wants me to.

Ok I'll shut up...buuuuuuuut
I must comment on Jake and Vienna.
I never watched the bachelorette or bachelor whichever one they were on. But I watched that interview the other night where they talked about their breakup. and boy oh boy did I notice how mature my breakup with doggydaddy was. seriously...i would so totally have made something up and say that was the reason they broke up..I cant believe ABC allowed that show to be on air. I was waiting for the principal to come in and give them redslips, detention, and call their parents.

NUFF SAID
(for now)

I'm here...and by the way..are your parents strict? I need a place to stay this weekend

Ohh hey yall hey...wondering where I've been? pshh havent we all. I've been going through some mental issues..but as of right now I'm stable. It was touch and go there for awhile..and I could have quite possibly done things I'm not aware of. No..really. I honestly think I have had a mental breakdown on the inside..and it hasn't come out to the outside yet. Ok thats me whining.

I went to the beach last week...which was a much needed time away from my real life. Down there was just pretend life ..and I got to spend a lot of time with BB. And I also got a pretty kick ass tan...and a little bit of burn. The day I got burnt I walked around the condo telling people I had the flu...so they would feel sorry for me and my burn. How sad. I just wanted an aloe rub down from the pool boy ;) There wasnt one though. Fuck.

On another note..I've started a weight loss competition kinda deal with my friend...she lives in tennessee..so the deal is ..whoever loses has to fly out to see the other one. I've gained 10 fucking pounds since we started. I'm officially a member of cheapflights.com now. damnit

But the very important thing I would like to talk about is my new obsession. Pretty little liars. This show is great. Not sure what it is about the show but I am addicted..I even went and got the books. Havent read them yet...but I have them.

Part of the reason I may like this show is because it makes me feel like a freakin teenager...and who doesn't want to feel like a teenager? Being a teenager was my favorite time of my life. I mean hello Z24.

My sister had her 10 year class reunion this past weekend...and seeing her with all of her old friends really makes me miss my old friends and how much fun we used to have. Damn.

Being a stoner and an alcoholic at the age of 16 was so cool. Seriously..we had so much facking fun ...half the stuff I do now doesnt even come close to being that fun.

Isnt it weird how every group of friends has that one friends house that they can stay at and do whatever they want. I loved those kind of friends. I actully looked for friends like that. I was such a fuck up.

I am literally just rambling...maybe next post will be more interesting. ;)

P.S. Remember when I talked about my tanorexia...I had it in that picture. Triple dog dare you to guess which one I am!!! Badass...I know

Hey summertime... Ur cute

AHHH Snap!!! SWEET SUMMERTIME!! Thasss Right..aka NO SCHOOL. Not much to do..trying to get a hobby. Last summer my hobby was drinking...and a lot of drinking. Last summer was so much fun. Although I didnt get to go on the river at all...it was still fun. I might have went and I was drunk sooo maybe I dont remember. Huge possibility. Anyways..I think I'll have a few drinks this summer as well. Not as much..cause I've really grown up in the past year.. and i know when to stop ;)

Another hobby ..walking. I started this yesterday..I walk to the bottom of my street and back. I know right...good start. Shut up.

Blogging..I'm also going to make it my goal to post everyday..because I know everyone is interested in my life. It is interesting.

I don't have my final grades yet and I'm dying to see my algebra grade. I can barely add much less turn something into a quadratic form. ula. stupid word anyways. could have possibly failed my nutrition class too. didn't do well on tests. Other than that..I got an A in my speech class. That was a given.. I could get an A for running my mouth anyday. I should have taught that class.

They tried to make me go to rehab...I said NO like amy did

Well I guess we alllll know what time it is. The season of hotness. Aka Boats and hoes! Beers...cookouts..flip flops..sunglasses..tanktops..and a TAN. OBOY. This is a huge problem for me. I'm a tanorexic and im not gonna lie. I would give anything to be able to go to a tanning bed once a week..or eh whatever. But NO...after my first time..I'm hooked. If there was a rehab for this I would be the leader prob...the bitch that passes out the keychains when you make it a month or so without tanning, Hi yall...My name is Misty. I'm 25 years old..I like to go out and fun with my fraaands and I like to lay in the cancer coffin when Im not doing that. I havent been in the tanning bed for at least 2 hours..and im feeling really good about it. I think im gonna be fine. Yes that would be me. Spray tans are really in now though..super hip ..so i hear. I just want to get naked in front of someone and make them uncomfortable. i like doing that.

I have been MIA lately from my blog..so I'm sure yall are probably like...where the feck she at?? Well I have been busy ok. School is beating the shit out of me and my brain..and doing quite a little number on my face...I have black circles under my eyes that are dark enough to make you think I have track marks under my longsleeves. Silly...I dont shoot up...I snort that shit. Jusss kidding..Im just tired sometimes.
Maybe if I could go to the tanning bed without becoming an addict I could not look like one. Does that make sense. Oh well I know what Im trying to say.

I got put on Ritalin..which makes me a kick ass student..but makes me grind my teeth like crazy. Remember when I took all those tests awhile back?? These right here. Well yah..they declared me legally ADHD. So yah..I'm totally tossing the Bipolar diagnosis out the window..thats soo not true. if they try and say Im bipolar and I have to keep it on my record I will FLIP THE EFF OUT!!!!!!!!!!! jussss kidding. I will remain calm.

Thasssss Right ;)

ALL THE WAY TURNED UP (rap song in case you arent fly)

When I was in highschool, I drove my dads car cause my parents wouldnt buy me one and I was wayy tooo busy with a social life to get a job and buy one myself. My dad had a kick ass car though..a cavalier. Not just a regular cavalier...a Z24. Yah ...thats right..burning rubber baby. It even had tinted windows..doesnt get much cooler than that.


While I'm on this topic..I want to reminisce for just a bit. I smoked when I was in highschool...well I still smoke. But I'm talking ..reefer..wacky tobaccy..gonja..(sp) ya know..WEED MAN!! I never smoked in my dads car though...but booyyy oh boy...the febreze that is soaked into them seats could probably make ya pass out. My friends got questioned when they went home.."why do you smell so good?" " It was mostly from the cigs tho..they stink. And the only reason why you might be able to smell the weed is because I didnt inhale...and had to blow it in my shirt so nobody would know. Duh

Ok so, I was the freakin bomb in highschool. And in order to be cool..you had to blast the damn speakers out of daddys cavvy. The car was badass and all..but was missing one thing. A cd player. But..ya know what...thats ok. Cause I know how to make burnt tapes..and if you have a burnt tape with all the latest gangsta rap..with the bass turned up trebble down low..you might as well consider yourself A FUCKING BADASS!!!!! and by the way..my dad still has the z24 pimp ride...SORRY ladies..he's taken.



Which brings me to my pet peeve...yah ill admit ..my high school habits are soooo 2000-and-late. Not to the people that are driving the "strip" in front of my office. All day long.. I hear BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM...and then the ohh soo embarassing DJ coming on the radio. BAHAHA get a cd player..LOSER..hell ...get a burnt tape for goodness sake.

So that... my friends.. is how I tell it is getting to be spring time...and of course ..hotties that walk up and down there street dressed like this always give the season away......ohh yah..thats what i like. heyyy baby.

MAKEOVER

I am officially gonna change my blog up....UNDER CONSTRUCTION

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Well hot damn! i wantchoo to look who it is! ME ME ME!! hey to my 2 fans...sup yall. I have been MIA cause I did a short stint in the slammer for stealin copper, and having a mobile meth lab. Well not really...but it sounds a lot more exciting to say that that to tell you what I've really been doing. Which would be a bunch of shit. School is back in ..so I'm back to making the Dean's List and being a fraternitys SLUTTTTTTTT. I dont even think my school has those..prob. I'll look into it ;)

This my friend has started out to be one hell of a year. I was suppost to quit drinkin on January 10th. The meaning behind that date is because I went to the beach on New Years Eve ...and i had to come back the next weekend and drink it up and slut it up with my locals. Well the drinkin hasnt really stopped yet...but I'm an awesome drunk. Don't fix it if it aint broke right??

Speaking of going to the beach..ill just mention one night out of that trip that deserves a pity party. One of my friends has a psycho girlfriend...yaddy yaddy they fought THE WHOLE TIME. I love it when people fight, dont get me wrong. I would pay to see a fight daily..but these people were going craaazy. Anyway.. I was trying to sleep and I couldnt.. so I had to march my fuggin midget ass out to tell this girl to grow up and act her age. She's 20..so she kinda was acting her age..but not the point.

She didnt want me telling her what to do..so she came at me and starting going for my hair. she got her a handful, thats when i pulled out my pocket knife and stabbed her in the face 7 times. not really i just pushed her off me. i dont do.. go to jail for underage people. And not to mention the guy that I went with had just pulled her back over the balcony cause she was hanging by one hand from the 8th floor. I think she was trying to kill herself or something.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! A MONTH LATE!!!!

Fo Shizzle

ohh my hello!! I have missed my blog..I have been soo busy. Not really..but sounded good. So where should I begin..the last time I blogged was before thanksgiving. Soooo lets start there..I didnt work thursday or friday...hell yah..so lets just say my liver was a mess for the whole weekend.

Thanksgiving- kinda postponed until this weekend..which I cant wait cause I havent had carbs all week other than beer..and I need carbs to have a personality..so therefore mashed potatoes and rolls..get in my belly!

My sister and her husband and my best friend baby B..went to Pennsylvania to be with his family ..so technically thats all the family we have, mom decided she didnt wanna cook for just 4 people.

So what do we do??? We go to shoneys! It's just me, mom, dad, my uncle and my grandma. My cousin came too and brought her new fiance. awesome time. I had to be on my best behavior..don't want to slip up and cuss in front of my grandma.

These damn holidays..I'm gonna admit..are not coming easy for me. I confess I do miss doggydaddy alot. Not so much us, I miss that his grandpa made me a badass pumpkin roll for the past 7 years, and I really needed him sitting at the table with me when the guys sitting beside of us we wearing shirts that said fo shizzle on the front and my nizzle on the back..the other one said rock out with your cock out..and they were with their mawmaw and papaw..I notice silly stuff like that..but doggydaddy always noticed it first. I would always be like omg omg look..and he's all like dude I already seen that shit.

We tried out a new bar Saturday night. And this bar made me realize something. I really like biker dudes. Wow ..kinda caught me off guard. But there were some pretty fly tattoooed motha effa's up in there. So my new goal is to find me a biker dude..and join a biker gang. I told my friends I'm gonna turn into one of those hardcore biker chicks. Ohh I can see it now!! I'm gonna get mom+dad=love tattooed on my arm. Yahhh scary huh??

Where has my mind gone...I got my heart BROKEN yesterday. That was the first thing I was going to talk about. As you already read in this blog. I am in love with my vag doctor. Yes ..I make up stuff just to go get fingerbanged by him. Anyways...I went yesterday cause I had to get that Gardisil shot. Some people say that shot will kill you, but I have to see him. And for some reason I feel like I cant just walk in and say hi?

Anyways, he walks in the room and he's all like "Misty, we aren't doing an exam today..put your clothes back on and I'll be back" ffuuuuuck...ok ok I didnt go that far..but maybe if I would have taken my clothes off he would have felt the need to take his off...Ill try that next week when I all of a sudden get a bladder infection.

Yaddy yaddy..he's asking me how I am .fine fine blah blah..I ask him if he's ready for xmas..and if he got my present yet...and he replys with this....(UGHHH)

"well i dont think my girlfriend would like it if I bought you something"

I didnt one of those really hard swallows...and refused to get upset..I used my awesome smartass personality and said..."You don't have to tell her"

I did say one other stalker thing...I had to do the pee in a cup aka pee on ur hand thing..they always make you do that I guess or maybe I'm special. But doc said you are extremely dehydrated....sooo I used the opportunity to ask him if he wanted to go have a drink?? he shook his head...but the plus side is he did smile..ohh I am sooooo in!!!!

Omgg....needless to say..I see getting served with a restraining order soon....